Sunburn

So, I made a little mistake the other day. When I went out for the afore mentioned ride where I found the golf course...I was wearing a tank top. This was really the first major sun exposure for the year and the result...not so good. A little sunburn on the shoulders...and tan lines from the tank top. So I spent Monday and Tuesday trying to even things out. Put sunscreen on the burned areas only and then rode my bike around the beach with no shirt on. If you can't walk around half naked at the beach, where can you? Out of towners looked at me funny. Really? I am the least freaky person in my town. What about the guy on the rollerskates with the guitar who never seems to age. Or the guy out front of the freakshow telling everyone about their turtle with two heads. No I'm the wierdo. Me with my tanktop tan.