General Washington's Battle Plan - Overview

The following is a collection of my experiences, knowledge and theories on dating, love, etc. These posts will evolve as I myself evolve. I will be constantly updating The Battle Plan. Every good General knows that plans change as the current situation requires. As new knowledge is collected, it will be added to the corresponding parts. Each part will be created as a separate post. They are as follows:

Part 1 - Mustering, Training and Equipping Your Army
This part details the things I do to make sure I am ready, Physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

Part 2 - Deploying Your Army
This part details how to go about meeting women. Things I do to find the type of woman I am looking for.

Part 3 - Strategy and Tactics for Skirmishes
This part details the first meeting of a woman I find attractive and how to peak her interest. Ways to ask her out or get her number.

Part 4 - Strategy and Tactics for Battles
This part details early dating up till having sex for the first time.

Part 5 - Strategy and Tactics for Sieges
This part details the early exclusive relationship up to moving in together.

Part 6 - Strategy and Tactics for Naval Battles
This part details...I’m not quite sure yet. If you have any ideas what a Naval Battle could equate to in the dating world please leave them in the comments.

Part 7 - Strategy and Tactics for Campaigns
This part details living together to getting married.

Part 8 - Dealing With the Civilian Population Once Victory is Achieved
This part details being married and having kids. (These won’t be personal stories for a while, but instead will be collections of observations of my friends and their children.)

In Summation
A summary of the battle plan, what I feel are the most universal points that other people might be able to use to help out their own battle plans.

Appendix A - Instant Action
This appendix details how to just get laid...none of that sappy, introspective bull-honkey that the rest of this Battle Plan is comprised of.